Digital alarm clocks are plugged in the wall. Don’t they take a lot of elecricity ?

Aren’t regular alarm clocks better ? They don’t take electricity.

If your concern is to go green then yes get the old wind up type. They do not draw any power and never fail due to power outage. Consider though that you can run that digital clock ( without radio ) for an hour for what 1 standard light bulb burns in about 10 seconds. How about that electric garage door opener? You can run your clock for about a day for what that baby takes to just open the door. It’s important to keep things in perspective when taking about energy consumption.Coffee makers,ovens, hair dryers and such are the bad boys and will make your clock look like a VW to a sherman tank as far as power consumption goes.

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What’s that brass gong for?" asked the friend.
"It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? How’s it work?"
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It’s 3:00 in the morning!"

Haha! this is the cutest joke I have ever heard in a long time !
its ingenius !

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What’s that brass gong for?" asked the friend. "It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? How’s it work?" "Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It’s 3:00 in the morning!"

Very funny, great Idea to use it on my neighbour, still laughing. Thank U!

Talking Clock

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What’s that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock" the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup" replied the drunk.

"How’s it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed:

"FOR The Love of God, YOU ASSHOLE….it’s three o’clock in the morning!"

Lol that’s a good one.I must remember it next time my hubby asks for the time,but have a star on me,thanks a million for the laugh you made my day.

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What’s that brass gong for?" asked the friend.
"It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? How’s it work?"
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It’s 3:00 in the morning!"

jokes are right on it tonight im v slowly writing everyone down and tomorrow will be passing them off as my own if you resent this please feel free to press the green button its the complaint button i swear lol