Buyers Advice For Wall Clocks » Led Wall Clocks http://www.thunderinokc.com Find The Best Wall Clocks Online Thu, 28 Apr 2011 21:56:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 what about this collection of oldies are the still funny or to old now like me ? http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/what-about-this-collection-of-oldies-are-the-still-funny-or-to-old-now-like-me http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/what-about-this-collection-of-oldies-are-the-still-funny-or-to-old-now-like-me#comments Fri, 22 Apr 2011 09:23:34 +0000 admin http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/what-about-this-collection-of-oldies-are-the-still-funny-or-to-old-now-like-me Perl 1, Plain 1.

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting!

The trooper cranked down his window and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"No," the lady yelled back, "It’s a scarf!"

You know when people see a cat’s litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?"

Just once I wanted to say, "No, it’s for company!"

What has three teeth and sixty feet?

The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

Grouchy

When I went to get my driver’s license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed.
The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.
He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
The woman beside him peered over his shoulder, then reassured him, "It’s okay. That’s how you’re going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."

What Time is it?

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.
"That is the talking clock", the man replied.
"How’s it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall.

"KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It’s two o’clock in the morning

Funny
I liked the last two best

]]> http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/what-about-this-collection-of-oldies-are-the-still-funny-or-to-old-now-like-me/feed 4 What do you think? funny? http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/what-do-you-think-funny http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/what-do-you-think-funny#comments Mon, 18 Apr 2011 08:42:11 +0000 admin http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/what-do-you-think-funny While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How’s it work?"

"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It’s two o’clock in the morning!"

tink u r very funny hahahahaha if u have more jokes plz tell me i like it plz now ok i wanna laugh cause today my mood is off and this joke make me laugh but now i am still upset allittle plz

]]> http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/what-do-you-think-funny/feed 17 Have you heard a talking clock? http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/have-you-heard-a-talking-clock http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/have-you-heard-a-talking-clock#comments Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:48:34 +0000 admin http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/have-you-heard-a-talking-clock After closing time at a local bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
‘What’s that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked.
‘It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,’ the drunk replied.
‘A talking clock? Seriously?’ asked his astonished friend.
‘Yup,’ replied the drunk.
‘How’s it work?’ the friend asked, squinting at it.
‘Watch,’ the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering thump and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment…….
Suddenly, from the other side of the wall someone yelled, ‘You idiot! It’s three-fifteen in the morning!’

I saw that one in Reader’s Digest. It’s pretty funny!

]]> http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/have-you-heard-a-talking-clock/feed 11 SmileyCat’s Jokin’ around again..Called : Talking clock..Ready? http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/smileycats-jokin-around-again-called-talking-clock-ready http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/smileycats-jokin-around-again-called-talking-clock-ready#comments Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:22:22 +0000 admin http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/smileycats-jokin-around-again-called-talking-clock-ready A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple

of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom

where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

"What’s that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How’s it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet,

gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

"You a~s~s~hole..it’s three-fifteen in the morning!"

1-10 with your best comment!
Sharin’ my smiles..
SmileyCat : )

lol.. your funny. hahaha
hey people dont answer my questions… think they are all shy lol….

]]> http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/smileycats-jokin-around-again-called-talking-clock-ready/feed 7 Talking Clock…? http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-3 http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-3#comments Fri, 08 Apr 2011 12:00:32 +0000 admin http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-3 A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a
big brass gong and a mallet.

‘What’s with that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked.

‘It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,’ the drunk replied.

‘A talking clock? Seriously?’ asked his astonished friend.

‘Yup,’ replied the drunk.

‘How’s it work?’ the friend asked, squinting at it.

‘Watch,’ the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an
ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, ‘You
a**hole..it’s three-fifteen in the morning!’

LMAO, that’s funny & original thanks for the laugh, have a star.

]]> http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-3/feed 8 While proudly showing off his new apartment? http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/while-proudly-showing-off-his-new-apartment http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/while-proudly-showing-off-his-new-apartment#comments Mon, 04 Apr 2011 06:44:55 +0000 admin http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/while-proudly-showing-off-his-new-apartment While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How’s it work?"

"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It’s two o’clock in the morning!"

wow, it took me 4 minutes then i figure it out. lol very good.

]]> http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/while-proudly-showing-off-his-new-apartment/feed 10 Talking Clock (Joke)? http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-joke http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-joke#comments Fri, 25 Mar 2011 10:20:32 +0000 admin http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-joke A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass
gong and a mallet.

‘What’s with that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked.

‘It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,’ the drunk replied.

‘A talking clock? Seriously?’ asked his astonished friend.

‘Yup,’ replied the drunk.

‘How’s it work?’ the friend asked, squinting at it.

‘Watch, the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall
screamed,

‘You asshole…it’s three-fifteen in the morning!’

HAHA!!! lol =]

]]> http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-joke/feed 20 talking clock???!!!!!=))? http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-2 http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-2#comments Sat, 19 Mar 2011 17:02:38 +0000 admin http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/talking-clock-2 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That is the talking clock," the man replied.

"How’s it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It’s two AM!"

Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Got to get myself one of those, lol.!!!
Cheers lady, still smiling here.!!

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"What’s that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock." the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup." replied the drunk
"How’s it work?" the friend asked squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear shattering pounding, and stepped back.
The 3 looked at each other.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed.
"You bastard…it’s 10 past three in the morning!"

LOL thats a good one

]]> http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/good-alarm-clock/feed 4 The talking clock? http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/the-talking-clock http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/the-talking-clock#comments Mon, 14 Mar 2011 03:24:23 +0000 admin http://www.thunderinokc.com/led-wall-clocks/the-talking-clock While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What’s that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"Why, that’s the talking clock" the man replied.

"How does it work?" "Watch",

the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

"For f– k’s sake, you w–ker, it’s 2 am in the fucking morning!!"

Brill as usual !!!!!!! 10/10

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