While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How’s it work?"

"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It’s two o’clock in the morning!"

wow, it took me 4 minutes then i figure it out. lol very good.

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass
gong and a mallet.

‘What’s with that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked.

‘It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,’ the drunk replied.

‘A talking clock? Seriously?’ asked his astonished friend.

‘Yup,’ replied the drunk.

‘How’s it work?’ the friend asked, squinting at it.

‘Watch, the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall
screamed,

‘You asshole…it’s three-fifteen in the morning!’

HAHA!!! lol =]

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That is the talking clock," the man replied.

"How’s it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It’s two AM!"

Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Got to get myself one of those, lol.!!!
Cheers lady, still smiling here.!!

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night and led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What’s that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock." the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup." replied the drunk
"How’s it work?" the friend asked squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear shattering pounding, and stepped back.
The 3 looked at each other.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed.
"You bastard…it’s 10 past three in the morning!"

LOL thats a good one

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What’s that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"Why, that’s the talking clock" the man replied.

"How does it work?" "Watch",

the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

"For f– k’s sake, you w–ker, it’s 2 am in the fucking morning!!"

Brill as usual !!!!!!! 10/10