Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.

"What’s that brass gong for?" asked the friend.

"It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? How’s it work?"

"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited…………

Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It’s 3:00 in the morning!"

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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What’s that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that’s the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For f*** sake, it’s 2am in the b***** morning!!"

NOW IF I WAS DRUNK I WOULD THINK THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY but im not so it was funny, ha ha

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What’s that brass gong for?" asked the friend.
"It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? How’s it work?"
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It’s 3:00 in the morning!"

Haha! this is the cutest joke I have ever heard in a long time !
its ingenius !

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What’s that brass gong for?" asked the friend. "It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? How’s it work?" "Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It’s 3:00 in the morning!"

Very funny, great Idea to use it on my neighbour, still laughing. Thank U!

Talking Clock

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What’s that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock" the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup" replied the drunk.

"How’s it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed:

"FOR The Love of God, YOU ASSHOLE….it’s three o’clock in the morning!"

Lol that’s a good one.I must remember it next time my hubby asks for the time,but have a star on me,thanks a million for the laugh you made my day.