Have you heard a talking clock?

Posted under Led Wall Clocks by admin on Friday 15 April 2011

After closing time at a local bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
‘What’s that big brass gong?’ one of the guests asked.
‘It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,’ the drunk replied.
‘A talking clock? Seriously?’ asked his astonished friend.
‘Yup,’ replied the drunk.
‘How’s it work?’ the friend asked, squinting at it.
‘Watch,’ the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering thump and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment…….
Suddenly, from the other side of the wall someone yelled, ‘You idiot! It’s three-fifteen in the morning!’

I saw that one in Reader’s Digest. It’s pretty funny!

11 Comments »

  1. loved it, thanks for the giggle. (oh and the points) made my day.
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    Comment by raels1 — April 15, 2011 @ 5:55 am

  2. I haven’t heard that talking clock, but a blind friend of mine has a talking clock and watch.

    n
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    Comment by n7ybn — April 15, 2011 @ 6:26 am

  3. do you heard about talking and walking in the same time as he eating his sandwich crazy world
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    Comment by Quicksand — April 15, 2011 @ 7:00 am

  4. haha thats funny…i smiled.

    -thanks
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    me :D

    Comment by ??cady?? — April 15, 2011 @ 7:29 am

  5. Nice :)
    Sucks to be that neighbor! HA!
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    Comment by VonFire — April 15, 2011 @ 7:48 am

  6. LMAO thats good lol
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    Comment by ce_ben1 — April 15, 2011 @ 8:28 am

  7. funny lol !!! :)
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    Comment by thatgirl — April 15, 2011 @ 9:08 am

  8. I saw that one in Reader’s Digest. It’s pretty funny!
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    Comment by Mr. Tater Salad — April 15, 2011 @ 9:16 am

  9. is there somewhere that you get your unlimited hilarious jokes ?
    if so …. keep them coming . love the laughs , my friend ! D :)
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    Comment by dizz — April 15, 2011 @ 9:45 am

  10. Now that was cute thx for sharing ill pass this one on..
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    Comment by ?Welcome 2 My Corner~? — April 15, 2011 @ 10:03 am

  11. httn…, heard it b4 also. They’re getting better—keep trying—lol.
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    grandfather clocks

    Comment by Johns — April 15, 2011 @ 10:39 am

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